I Cannot Function With Microsoft: Someone Get Me A Typewriter

by Jessica Gottlieb on November 10, 2009 · 14 comments

I have a stunning new computer that is fast, quiet and hard working. The only thing my computer needs is an operating system.

Oh, and some software.

You see, every time I copy and paste into Microsoft Word (my OS is Vista) it crashes and gives me a DEP message. DEP is Data Execution Protection, execution is right, it kills my work.

I follow the advice (given by Microsoft while using their operating system and their software) and manually whitelist Word so DEP won’t make it crash.

It crashes.

I cry.

I call HP, it’s got to be a computer problem. HP checks the Microsoft fourms, it is a known problem with no workaround.

In order to use Word, I must first copy onto notepad?

Here’s the link to Open Office. It’s free, and it hasn’t crashed yet.

In the interim a typewriter would be handier than a computer loaded up with Microsoft.

{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Dez November 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Open Office is a great suite of programs. One thing to be wary of is sending .docs made in Open Office to people that are going to be opening that file in Word. Sometimes the formatting can look off. Best bet is to use the File–> Export to PDF function. That way what you see on the screen will be conveyed correctly when viewed outside of Open Office.

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2 James | Dancing Geek November 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Go the whole hog and convert to Ubuntu – drop Microsoft all together! Ok, it’s not perfect yet, but I’m a geek and can’t help but push everyone to open source software.

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3 Dez November 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm

I Ubuntu. I’ve been Microsoft free since August 2008 :-) (not including my Xbox)

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4 Eric Greenspan November 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm

Jessica,
I can’t watch this happen any longer! Trade ya an appointment for a blog posting on what you think of the service. 877.MAKEITWORK or email support@makeitwork.com

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5 Jamie Ervin November 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm

You strike me as more of a Mac girl… :) I’ll never go back to windows… bleh!

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6 Jay Andrew Allen November 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm

One of my friends was raving about Windows 7 last week. He kept saying over and over, “It’s STABLE!” Yes, that’s what it has come to – a WIndows that doesn’t crash every hour is viewed as a smashing success.

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7 amyz5 November 10, 2009 at 4:10 pm

macs never crash.
just saying.

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8 Eric Greenspan November 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Macs do crash, from time to time. They are also fantastic! That said, Windows 7 is fantastic too. I honestly prefer it to the Mac OS now. I’ve never had a crash and I’ve been using since the RC launched. Just sayin. 80% of users use Windows, now they can breathe a sigh of relief. At least we got that goin for us!

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9 Lynn from For Love or Funny November 10, 2009 at 5:28 pm

I used to be PC. Now I’m a Mac, and I’m so much happier! :)

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10 James November 10, 2009 at 7:21 pm

Upgrade to Windows 7. And while you’re at it, let me at your blog so I can at least get some Disqus comments going on in here.

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11 Jack November 10, 2009 at 9:34 pm

I hate Vista, but I still prefer my PC to the Mac. The software is wonky. P.S. I still own a Smith Corona typewriter. It works well, aside from an occasional problem with the ‘e’ sticking. But it is not like you need to use that letter all that often.

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12 Jen Hinton November 10, 2009 at 10:47 pm

If you like that Open Office doesn’t crash, maybe consider switching to Ubuntu? I’m have both Ubuntu and Windows…trying to do the complete transition to opensource.

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13 Nicole November 11, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Or puppy linux, since it has such a cute name :) Only thing it no iTunes on Ubuntu, the price you pay for free/no crashes/no viruses.

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14 Zoey @ Good Goog November 16, 2009 at 4:25 am

95% of all modern literature authors use a manual typewriter. Coincidence? I think not!

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