Overheard: Anal Fissures:: NSFW

On the telephone. SALLY: Hiya Jess ME: Hey. Weren’t we supposed to have lunch? SALLY: We were but I got busy with Mandy. [Mandy is a mutual friends who defines WASP. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen her sneeze without first excusing herself to the bathroom] ME: Mandy didn’t tell me anything was wrong. a … Read more