Apparently There’s a War for My Vagina

  In case you’re reading on a small screen here’s the transcript.   FRIEND: I’m taking off the last week of October for staycation/Halloween. Yes, it’s a big holiday for my people. Do you want to go flying one day that week? ME: Yes! That would be so great. FRIEND: Cool. Just let me know if you want to do Mon, Tues or Fri. Plan on meeting at Santa Monica airport at 10 am if that’s ok. ME: When I’m back in town tomorrow I’ll check dates. What time can we …

Honey, Do You Think I Have A Pretty Vagina?

You know how there’s always that one guy who likes to go to a bar, drink too much and pick a fight with the puny guy in the corner? I’m a little like that. I like to have a second glass of wine and ask my husband a question that will make him squirm. Don’t judge me, I find it entertaining. Last night I said to my husband, “How does my vagina look to you?” He gave me a befuddled look I’m familiar with, and then he started checking out …

Vagina: It’s Not Keyword Spam Anymore

Yes, I’m working on a deal with a very interesting company. They’ve got a vaginal lubricant developed by an OBGYN with the help of oncologists. It helps with small tears down there and burns that radiation therapies may leave behind. It’s kinda weird talking vagina all day. Oddly liberating too, most remarkably women are telling me the most intimate of all secrets. A word to the wise? Don’t. Just stop now, because it’s unlikely that I’ll make eye contact with your (very dirty) husband ever again. I promise a reveal …