From the category archives:

Not Really

Why I’m Against Gay Marriage

by Jessica Gottlieb on July 3, 2009 · 17 comments

I was on the phone last night with my friend Rose who sells stuff on eBay and… well, I’ll just share our conversation with you, and you’ll see why it’s so important to uphold Prop 8 and make sure gays can not ever marry.
ROSE: It’s amazing, almost all of my customers are gay men. It’s [...]

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Twitter Twouble

by Jessica Gottlieb on March 20, 2009 · 2 comments

Y’all keep asking me what twitter is.

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Hysterical!

by Jessica Gottlieb on February 17, 2009 · 4 comments

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See Me On The CBS Evening News

by Jessica Gottlieb on January 19, 2009 · 4 comments

CBS Covering the Inauguration party
Thanks Dave, you really made me feel comfortable.
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First I’m In Alltops Ego Section: Next Stop White House

by Jessica Gottlieb on October 3, 2008 · 1 comment

Jessica Gottlieb For President
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Okay PETA, it Worked, I mentioned You

by Jessica Gottlieb on September 24, 2008 · 0 comments

Remember when I grossed you out with the Storchen restaurant story?
It seems that the idiots activists at PETA have asked Ben and Jerry’s to do the same. Yes, PETA wants B&J to use mothers milk for ice cream. Further proof that they are ‘tards.
I will drink mothers milk when PETA provides me with a board [...]

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The Day She Sent Porn To His Office and Got Her Husband Fired: NSFW

by Jessica Gottlieb on September 23, 2008 · 11 comments

Don’t worry Mom, we aren’t moving in with you yet.
But it was sorta close yesterday and really, not completely my fault. You see, folks, I’m not a corporate type of worker. I don’t play nicely with others, I never met a rule I didn’t want to break and coloring outside the lines is the only [...]

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On Sizism and Fatphobia

by Jessica Gottlieb on September 2, 2008 · 0 comments

It’s discriminatory when I pay for an airplane seat and you overflow onto mine.
Your size discriminates against me.
Heh, discrimination, what a load of shit.
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Fat Acceptance is Bullshit

by Jessica Gottlieb on August 15, 2008 · 54 comments

I’m tired of hearing people equating obesity with race, hence the discrimination.
I can’t carry my 7 year old on my back all day long and still have a good quality day. He’s 50 pounds or so. Many of you “fat acceptance” bloggers have lots more than 50 pounds on you. Stop pretending it’s okay. You [...]

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