Last week I took Alexander’s hamster out of her cage to put her into the ball (you know the one they use to run around the house). When I picked her up, I noticed that her face was very swollen on one side. I had a moment where I thought maybe I should take her [...]
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We have pets. We have Junior Junior is a poodle. He is filthy and currently being groomed. Junior sleeps with the children and helps to wake them up each morning. Junior is a working dog. Junior also catches birds. He is a five year old dog and he must have brought me a hundred birds, [...]
At about 9.00 last night, just as the kids were drifting off to sleep I heard my husband call me from downstairs. “Jess, Jess I need you!” As is my habit, I refused to go downstairs. I had (still have) a cold, I was tired and grumpy. It was a little unusual in that he [...]
I have an ongoing hamster issue. This time last year our son, Alexander, was given a hamster for his seventh birthday. Said hamster escaped again several months ago, and after many weeks of hamster stalking we threw in the towel and got a new hamster for Alexander. If you are a friend of mine on [...]
July 2008: purchase hamster for my son’s birthday. August 2008: come to enjoy hamster August 28: Hamster escapes cage August 29 AM: Hamster is seen under sofa, unfortunately small lizard is also seen under sofa. We have never purchased a lizard. Oooooh mysterious…
The fucking hamster is AWOL and the dog just puked.
