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The Most Fun I Ever Had in Bed

by Jessica Gottlieb on February 11, 2009 · 23 comments

The other night I came to bed with my iPhone. It didn’t seem particularly unusual to my husband since I often stream audiobooks or This American Life and listen to it instead of sports while I go to sleep.
It was a cold night, so I turned my back to my husband, cradled the iPhone near [...]

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This morning I had an appointment with the plastic surgeon Dermatologist. It seems that yet another of my sun spots is actually irregular cells, and the first biopsy called for an additional skin scraping to get the margin clear. In fancy schmancy terms, that means she had to cut me, again.
Unfortunately before we could get [...]

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No Espeake the English: Y Tambiem mi Espanol is terrible

by Jessica Gottlieb on October 6, 2008 · 0 comments

Mid day Friday I borrowed Mom and Doc’s* urban assault vehicle truck so that I could buy an outdoor shed. I located exactly the shed I’d wanted on Craigslist and popped an email out to Gladys (the lady who listed it for sale). The emails were brief and to the point. At the appointed hour, [...]

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Don’t worry Mom, we aren’t moving in with you yet.
But it was sorta close yesterday and really, not completely my fault. You see, folks, I’m not a corporate type of worker. I don’t play nicely with others, I never met a rule I didn’t want to break and coloring outside the lines is the only [...]

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